Wednesday, December 16, 2015

South African funnies

Some South African funnies.



I Hate White People


The man has a serious problem, such a racist and intimidating the mindless people to follow his cause. This was posted on Social Media by -

Simthembile Gidi to Black Consciousness Philosophy (BCP)

I hate to hear a black person saying, "White people are providing us with food, the reason we are still alive its because of them, if they can be chased away from South Africa we will starve to death and our country will be like Zimbabwe." When I hear these words I become very mad and insane! Since when white people care for us we as black people?
The reason most of us consider them as merciful people is that they control everything which produce a living while on other hand we own nothing therefore it is a must to beg to them because they own everything using black puppets as our leaders who are in charge of evertyhing...Once we repossess our land from them there will be no black beggers or servants of white people instead we will be equal in everything...Thomas Sankara once said, "The one who feeds you will control you."
#‎BRING_BACK_OUR_STOLEN_LAND_AND_LET_US_STARVE‬


 White people hate to compete with other races, they love to dominate them in everything! That is why they hate Chines people and Indians...Chines and Indians are working so hard to restore thier culture, to rescue their people from hard or cheap labour of white people. The reason white people love Africa is that they are dominating here none who is competing with them that is why they proudly call themselves White South Africans deceiving us with their flattery words...its because they own us and we are their servants!


And then another said -


The Indian's and Chinese are as evil as the whites. The Indian's have a history of exploiting their black employees in small towns where Indians are the dominant business force the workers are pitifully payed and working conditions are horrible.

The Chinese are here to plunder just like the white-man but the Chinese don't pretend to be friendly to us to them we are just consumers nothing more .



The mindless people are confused and intimidated by a few revolutionary people who claim to have the answer to all the problems.  Racism, hatred and intimidation are their demons.

No Help for White Children


Andrew Farquhar via WMWW-We Demand Western Support for the Boers-Save the Boers from Genocide
 Over a million South African families forced out of jobs and homes by the current government and that aid agencies have been warned away by the same government to not provide support for the White South Africans. Even the UN turned aid away because of this issue. Churches were denied access and the living conditions were limited to old garbage dumps which became unliveable because of the stench. Know this that previous government did not treat blacks this way and they always had relief when it was needed most and aid agencies were not Banned from providing relief under threat of being jailed.

CANDLE GIFT BASKET



Sharing another Christmas story.......
One of the most popular items found in retail stores is the candle. This object comes in many shapes and sizes and in many different scents. Candle gift baskets are also making a great impression on peoples as well. Making a candle gift basket arrangement can be very simple. Following are a few ideas to get you started.

Maybe you know a very creative person. Why not use this person’s creativity by making a present filled with candle-making supplies? You can quickly fill these candle gift baskets with useful items that are relatively inexpensive. You can choose from waxes, molds, wicks and scents for future projects.

Other candle gift baskets can be used for many occasions. You may know people who love coffee. There are plenty of coffee scented waxes as well as waxes that have great gourmet coffee scents like cappuccino. Cinnamon and crème Brulee scented candles do well with these kinds of candle gift baskets.

The coffee theme is really popular and it’s versatile, too. You can add some packets of flavored gourmet coffee beans. Decorative ceramic mugs make great additions and so do some great dunking cookies or pastries. Candle gift baskets don’t have to contain candles alone.

Sweets are great themes for candle gift baskets. You can create a lot of different arrangements that include wonderful scented candles. Fill a basket with candies, cookies and scented wax selections that mimic these sweet treats.

Another excellent idea for this kind of present is a beginner’s collection. Use various samples of your favorite fragrances and make an arrangement out of those. These candle gift baskets should include helpful items like votive holders, candle snuffers, and great lighting instruments.

Thinking about sending a boring old fruit basket? Consider making fruit-scented arrangements in candle gift baskets instead. They have a much longer shelf life and they still stick to the traditional theme.

There are so many options when it comes to making creative candle gift baskets. You can even make ones that are seasonal as well. Pumpkin and apple are great scents for fall. Choosing peppermint and spice scented candles for the arrangements are perfect for the winter holidays.

Even wedding couples could use candle gift baskets. Include long unscented candles, some beautiful crystal candlesticks and some champagne and glasses. You have a romantic arrangement that will be well received.

No matter what the occasion, you can create candle gift baskets that will be entirely appropriate and well appreciated.

I LOVE CHRISTMAS


Sharing another Christmas story............


 I love the Christmas season. My mother has a great deal to do with this. She did many things to make the Christmas season magical as we were growing up. Her goal was not to have us concentrate on getting gifts, but rather to help us feel good about giving to others. The main lesson that I have learned from my mother is that it truly is better to give than to receive. She did this in many ways, but the one that impacted me the most was the Christmas stocking for kids project that she did for children of our parish whose families were poor. We were not a wealthy family by any means, yet mom wanted to help those that were less fortunate than us.

Mom worked on her Christmas stocking for kids project all year long. She sewed the stockings herself. She made them out of red felt with a white felt cuff. My sisters and I would then embroider different Christmas designs on the stockings. The designs were created by tracing around cookie cutters. Sequins and small beads were then sewn on to further embellish the stockings. Mom would always have the Christmas stocking for kids project in mind when she went shopping. She would buy small toys that were on sale. Back in the days when I was growing up people were able to trust each other so mom also included many homemade goodies in the stockings. She would make popcorn balls and we would wrap them in waxed paper. She would also make fudge and caramels which were placed in the stockings along with an apple and orange.

The Christmas stocking for kids project was then taken to our parish center and given to the priest. Mom lets him determine who would receive them. Mom’s name was never given to a receiving family, and she was never told who received the stockings. It was truly a random acted of kindness. It was not done for personal recognition or gain. The one time that I asked mom about no one knowing that she was doing this she reply to me was that God knows.

I have continued my mother’s tradition of the Christmas stocking for kids. I have my children help pick out toys. We also still hand make the stockings. We buy treats instead of making them because kids have been warned not to eat things that are not wrapped from a store. I hope my children will continue this tradition when they are on their own.